yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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