How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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