weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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