people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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