A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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