i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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