He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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