your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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