So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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