If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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