Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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