One girl and one boy is just not enough.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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