How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
