You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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