we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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