hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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