i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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