if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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