I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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