More tranny stories later!
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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