She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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