The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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