What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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