I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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