return my video game
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
