Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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