dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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