Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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