So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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