i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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