ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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