You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
operation have a gay friend backfired
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
