Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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