walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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