i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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