I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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