Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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