It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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