I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
