So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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