Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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