The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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