she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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