I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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