I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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