i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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