that's an acceptable place to lick
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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