I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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