he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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