there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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