I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
