Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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