Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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